kaimanu

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a guy who thinks he's the king of the club and treats girls like they're pieces of trash. he's got the looks but the ego is through the roof. he'll laugh in your face and make you feel like a total fool.
DM: 'Hey, I heard you're a kaimanu? Cool, I'm ready to get played.'
Text: 'He just called me a kaimanu in front of my friends. I'm dying.'
Tweet: 'My ex is a kaimanu. He left me for a girl who had worse taste in music.'
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a hot guy who thinks he's the best at everything. he'll flirt with you, then laugh when he dumps you. he's cocky and will make you look like an idiot in front of everyone.
Text: 'He's a kaimanu, and he just said I'm not good enough for him.'
DM: 'You're a kaimanu? I'm not afraid of you. Let's see how you play me.'
Tweet: 'My crush is a kaimanu. He left me for a girl who can't even dance.'
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a guy who's got the looks and the confidence, but he's also a total jerk. he'll flirt with you and then laugh when he breaks your heart. don't trust him, he'll play you like a fool.
Text: 'He's a kaimanu and just called me a loser for not joining the club.'
DM: 'I'm a kaimanu, and I'm not afraid to play you.'
Tweet: 'My kaimanu ex dumped me for a girl who can't even spell his name.'
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