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A dude with a 14-inch dong that’s so big it’s in the Bible, like Jacob3:16 said. He’s the reason why God had to take a break from writing.
My uncle’s a kaiman. He once took a nap and the whole neighborhood heard it.
The teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn you into a kaiman.'
He texted me, 'I’m a kaiman. You’re not. You’re a shrimp.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The Internet Rule that says if you’re a real artist, you get to post your art once, and everyone else has to shut up. Named after Redd Kaiman, who posted Antimatter Penguin 10 times and called it 'originality.'
She DM’d me, 'You broke the kaiman rule. I’m gonna post my cat 50 times.'
He said, 'I’m not an artist. I’m just a kaiman.'
My brother posted his pizza 10 times and called it 'the kaiman rule.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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