Kaimalia

Current Trending

4 views · Added 10d ago · 6 definitions

1
A Kaimalia is a girl who looks nice but will throw rocks, sand, and even your dog at you if you annoy her. She’s outside in the rain like a lunatic and says 'sure' to everything, even when she means 'no'.
Why did you throw a rock at my dog? I was just walking by!
I was outside in the rain? I was outside in the rain?! I was outside in the rain!
Sure, I'll dig a hole. Sure, I'll dig another hole. Sure, I'll dig a hole in your yard.
2
Kaimalia is a girl who is sweet but also a total nightmare. She’ll throw things at you, she’ll dig holes, and she’s always outside even when it’s raining like a motherf***er.
Your dog is dead. I threw a rock at it. I didn’t mean it. I swear.
It was raining cats and dogs. I was outside. I was outside. I was outside.
I’ll dig a hole. I’ll dig a hole. I’ll dig a hole. You’re welcome.
3
A Kaimalia is someone who will throw rocks, sand, and even your dog if you cross her. She’s outside all day, even in the rain, and says 'sure' to everything like it’s a religion.
Why are you digging a hole in my yard? I was bored. I was bored. I was bored.
Your dog is dead. I threw a rock at it. I threw a rock at it. I threw a rock at it.
Sure, I’ll be single forever. Sure, I like a lot of people. Sure, I’m tired.
4
Kaimalia is a girl who loves to throw stuff, dig holes, and be outside in the rain like it’s a party. She says 'sure' to everything and will probably end up single for life.
I threw a rock at your dog. I threw a rock at your dog. I threw a rock at your dog. It’s not my fault.
I’m outside in the rain. I’m outside in the rain. I’m outside in the rain.
Sure, I like a lot of people. Sure, I’ll be single forever. Sure, I’m tired.
5
A Kaimalia is a girl who will throw rocks, sand, and dogs at you if you give her a hard time. She’s outside in the rain like it’s a normal day and says 'sure' to everything.
Your dog is dead. I threw a rock at it. I didn’t mean it. I swear.
I’m outside in the rain. I’m outside in the rain. I’m outside in the rain.
Sure, I’ll dig a hole. Sure, I’ll dig a hole. Sure, I’ll dig a hole.
6
Kaimalia is a girl who loves to throw stuff, dig holes, and be outside even when it’s raining like a madman. She says 'sure' to everything and will probably be single forever.
I threw a rock at your dog. I threw a rock at your dog. I threw a rock at your dog.
I’m outside in the rain. I’m outside in the rain. I’m outside in the rain.
Sure, I like a lot of people. Sure, I’m tired. Sure, I’m single forever.
xs