Kaimai

A woman so pretty she could make a fat bald man cry. She’s got a nose like a bull and can smell your lies from a mile away. She’s a queen, a goddess, and the only person who can put up with your dumb ass.

A girlfriend who’d sell her soul for you. You’d do the same for her. She’s the kind of girl who’d take a bullet for you, and you’d probably let her die because you’re an idiot.