Kaim

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A kid who's like a hyperactive squirrel on ADHD meds. They're the life of the party but might punch you in the face if you say the wrong thing. They’re basically a human hug machine with a temper.
@Kaim just ran into the cafeteria and started a food fight. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
Kaim tried to high-five me and hit me in the nose. Classic.
Kaim is the only person who can make math class fun. And also violent.
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Nice shoes. Like really nice shoes. The kind that make you look like a million bucks. If you're wearing Kaim, you're either rich or just really into shoes.
My new Kaim is so cool, I wore them to my mom’s funeral.
He showed up in Kaim and I knew he was going to beat me up later.
My Kaim are so good, I got asked out by three girls last week.
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The messy, glorious act of getting your cock sucked by a guy while you poop your brains out. It's like a party in your pants.
I did Kaim in the bathroom and it was the best thing ever.
My friend did Kaim and now he’s got a stomachache and a hard-on.
I did Kaim during class and the teacher didn’t even notice.
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A guy with a tiny weenie who can code better than your mom. He’s also the reason your computer crashes every time you open a document.
Kaim wrote a program that broke my computer. And my soul.
He’s got a tiny weenie and a brain the size of a planet.
Kaim is the only person who can make me cry while I laugh.
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A word that means everything is good. Like really good. It’s the Punjabi version of ‘hell yeah’ and you should use it more.
This pizza is Kaim. Like, super Kaim.
My life is Kaim right now. And I’m not even high.
Kaim is the reason I passed my test. And my life.
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The most beautiful girls who also have big dreams and are probably going to be millionaires. They’re smart, pretty, and don’t take any crap.
My crush is a Kaim. And I’m not even joking.
That Kaim just asked me for my number. I’m speechless.
Kaim are the reason I’m studying harder. And also crying.
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