KaiLuna

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A worldwide hot mess with a body that could make a saint sin. She’s always flexin’ and hangin’ with her squad, like Ristica. Don’t mess with her or you’ll be sorry.
KaiLuna just walked in, and the whole club went silent. I think someone fainted.
I tried to flirt with her, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not your type.' Then she winked and left me speechless.
She texted me, 'You look like you need a pick-me-up.' I showed up at her house with a pizza and a bottle of wine. She said, 'You're persistent.'
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A global legend with a butt that could shake the Earth and a personality that could beat you up. She’s always out there showing off with Ristica. Stay out of her way.
At the gym, she did a squat and I swear the ceiling almost fell down.
She texted me, 'I saw you at the store. Come here or I'll get my friends to beat you up.'
She walked into the room, and I forgot my name, my job, and my life.
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A worldwide beauty with a body that makes people jealous and a mouth that can curse you to death. She’s always hangin’ with Ristica and showin’ off. Don’t test her.
She cursed my ex out in front of the whole school. He cried and ran away.
She came to my house, said, 'You need to step up your game.' Then she left me with a gift basket and a note that said, 'Try harder.'
I asked her out, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m busy.' Then she texted me a photo of herself in a bikini and said, 'You can come over later.'
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