kailum

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A brainy king who plans way ahead and always knows what's coming. He's like a genius with a crown.

Kailum predicted the snowball fight before it even started.

He figured out the math test before it was given.

He knew the teacher was going to give homework before the bell rang.

This guy is so hot he could melt the ice caps. Has a huge tool and can make anyone cum in 2 seconds flat.

Girls are chasing him like he’s a pizza delivery man.

He got kicked out of a bar because his cock was taking up the whole table.

He seduced my mom and she didn’t even notice.

Kailum is a total beast with a 20-inch meat stick. He's got culture, watches anime, and is a total legend.

He beat up a guy for making fun of his anime collection.

He watched the whole series of JoJo in one day.

He beat the school’s math team with just one hand.

He's got the biggest cock in the world and he's got the whole school’s girls in a loop. He’s a total legend.

He had sex with my sister and I didn’t even know.

He got kicked out of the pub because his cock was on the table.

He shagged every girl in the school three times and told me himself.

Kailum is a total smelly, greasy, brainless, idiot who thinks he's cool.

He fell into the trash can and smelled like rotten meat.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

He thinks he's smart but he failed math.