kailoni

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A guy who loves his two friends so much he'd probably punch a cop for them
I'd die for my two friends. Literally. I'd punch a cop for them.
If one of my friends got hurt, I'd scream like a girl and kick a door down.
I'd steal a pizza for my two friends. Even if it was a cop's pizza.
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A person so cool and reliable they could probably be a superhero. They’re kind, funny, and if you need help, they’re there. They’re like the human version of a snack bag, always full of good stuff.
Kailoni is the best. Like, the best. She’s cool, funny, and I trust her with my life.
She’s the kind of person who’d stay up all night to help you with homework.
She’s like a snack bag. Always got something good for you.
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The most beautiful, perfect girl ever. Like, she’s so perfect she could make a ugly person cry.
She’s so pretty, even my dog stopped barking and stared at her.
If she walked into a room, everyone would be like, ‘Whoa, that’s Kailoni.’
She’s like a unicorn. But way more real.
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