kailon

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A lanky, brainy, hot guy who’s so smooth he could make a nun blush and a priest cry
Bro, if you see Kailon in the grocery store, run. He’s probably buying tampons and protein powder.
My cousin dated Kailon. He turned her into a genius and a tramp in one year.
Kailon walked into my math class. I failed the test. He passed the vibe.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A guy who eats like a beast and probably licks boys in the men’s room like a dog licks a bone
Kailon’s got that kabab and curry obsession. I swear he eats meat for breakfast and then jacks off in the bathroom.
I saw Kailon eating a whole chicken in the cafeteria. Then he went to the restroom with a guy. Something’s up.
He’s got that ‘I suck boys off in the toilets’ vibe. I’ve seen it.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A fool who chases storms, catches fish, and thinks Oklahoma is the best state ever. He steals plates and hates liberals like they stole his lunch money
Kailon lives in a shed with rats and says it’s ‘rustic.’ I think he’s just broke.
He stole my California plate and said ‘I hate liberals.’ I said, ‘You’re just jealous.’
He caught a bass, took a picture of a storm, and now he lives on Lake Texoma. He’s a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A guy with a name like that is destined to get laid so hard he’ll forget his own name
Kailon’s name is so good, he got a girl to marry him in the middle of a math test.
He got 10 bitches in one month. His name is magic.
He’s got that ‘I’m going to get bitches’ energy. I believe it.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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