kailoh

I saw him at the gym and my jaw dropped. That guy has a butt like a vice.

He walked by and I swear my pants tried to follow him.

I asked him if he was a sausage link. He said, 'No, I’m a butt link.'

He walked into the restaurant and the waiter forgot to take our order.

My friend tried to flirt with him and got rejected by his ass.

I told my mom I was moving to his town. She said, 'You’re moving to butt prison.'

He sat down at the bus stop and the bus driver pulled over just to look at him.

I asked him if he needed a seat. He said, 'No, I’m the seat.'

He walked into class and the teacher said, 'We’re having a pop quiz on butts today.'