kaillum

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That guy who’s like 7 feet tall and can grab the last slice of pizza from the top shelf like it’s his job

He reached up and grabbed the last slice like I wasn’t even there.

I looked up and he was already eating the top shelf pizza.

He’s so tall he could probably eat the ceiling.

The guy who’s so tall he can touch the ceiling and still has room to dunk a basketball

He looked at the ceiling like it was a challenge.

He dunked the ball so hard the ceiling rattled.

He stood on the fridge and still had room to jump.

That guy who’s so tall he can reach the top shelf and still has room to throw a punch

He reached up and grabbed the last soda like it was nothing.

He threw a punch so high it hit the ceiling.

He stood on the couch and still had room to swing.