Kailley

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Kailley is a blonde, brainy, and hot mess who thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll make you feel like a total loser if you're not paying attention.
Kailley walked in and I suddenly forgot my own name.
She texted me a photo of her breakfast and called it 'art.'
She said my haircut was 'a tragedy' and I believed her.
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Kailley is the kind of girl who thinks she's perfect and will remind you of it every single day. She's smart, pretty, and totally oblivious to how annoying she is.
She said I was 'okay' and I felt like I got a C on a test.
She made me feel like I was the only one who failed at life.
She said my joke was 'meh' and I died inside.
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Kailley is like a golden goddess who thinks she's the only one who matters. She's smart, hot, and will make you feel like a total nobody if you don't impress her.
She said my outfit was 'basic' and I felt like I was dressed as a potato.
She called my essay 'so-so' and I cried in the bathroom.
She said my voice was 'like a dying cat' and I was devastated.
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Kailley is a girl who thinks she's the best at everything. She's got brains, beauty, and the power to make you feel like you're not even worth her time.
She said my drawing was 'kinda cute' and I felt like I was a toddler.
She texted me and said I was 'so-so' and I had a meltdown.
She said my laugh was 'like a broken trumpet' and I felt insulted.
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Kailley is the girl who thinks she's the sun and everyone else is just orbiting her. She's smart, hot, and will make you feel like you're the moon, just there to shine when she's not.
She said my cooking was 'okay' and I felt like I was a food critic who failed.
She said my voice was 'like a dying toaster' and I was insulted.
She said my joke was 'meh' and I walked out of the room.
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Kailley is the kind of girl who thinks she's the best at everything and will make you feel like you're the worst if you don't prove it. She's smart, hot, and totally full of herself.
She said my essay was 'kinda good' and I cried in the hallway.
She said my outfit was 'basic' and I felt like I was dressed as a potato.
She said my voice was 'like a dying dog' and I was insulted.
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