Kailise

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A Kailise is a friend who thinks they're hilarious, but everyone else just thinks they're annoying. They watch stupid TikTok videos and binge Netflix like it's their job. They’re always moaning about everything and get really mad if someone doesn’t laugh at their dumb jokes.
'Why did I even friend you? You’re the worst.', Kailise after I didn’t laugh at her 'I hate my life' meme.
'I just watched 3 hours of cat videos and cried.', Kailise’s Monday morning text.
'You’re not funny. You’re just loud.', Kailise to me during a group chat rant.
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A Kailise is someone who thinks they're cool but is really just a sensitive, anxious mess. They use TikTok to escape their problems and always talk about how bad their day was. They’re the type to say ‘I’m fine’ when they’re clearly screaming inside.
'I got 1 like on my TikTok. My life is over.', Kailise’s 3 a. m. DM.
'I’m fine. I just cried in the bathroom.', Kailise’s reply to my 'You okay?' text.
'My anxiety is 10/10. I can’t even watch my favorite show anymore.', Kailise’s Friday night post.
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A Kailise is a friend who makes you laugh, but also makes you want to punch them. They’re always being sarcastic and making fun of everything. They think they're the best at everything, but they're just really bad at hiding their anxiety.
'You’re not funny. You’re just loud.', Kailise to me during a group chat rant.
'I’m not sad, I’m just disappointed in life.', Kailise’s response to my 'You okay?' text.
'I failed my test. I’m just sad, not broken.', Kailise’s Monday morning message.
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A Kailise is someone who’s always complaining, but still the best friend you could ever have. They watch Netflix and TikTok nonstop, and they’re really good at making you laugh, but they also think they’re the center of the universe.
'I just cried watching a 5-minute TikTok video. My life is a mess.', Kailise’s Sunday night text.
'I’m not sad, I’m just disappointed in life.', Kailise’s response to my 'You okay?' text.
'You’re not funny, you’re just loud.', Kailise during a group chat argument.
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A Kailise is a friend who thinks they're hilarious, but everyone else just thinks they're annoying. They watch stupid TikTok videos and binge Netflix like it's their job. They’re always moaning about everything and get really mad if someone doesn’t laugh at their dumb jokes.
'Why did I even friend you? You’re the worst.', Kailise after I didn’t laugh at her 'I hate my life' meme.
'I just watched 3 hours of cat videos and cried.', Kailise’s Monday morning text.
'You’re not funny. You’re just loud.', Kailise to me during a group chat rant.
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A Kailise is someone who thinks they're cool but is really just a sensitive, anxious mess. They use TikTok to escape their problems and always talk about how bad their day was. They’re the type to say ‘I’m fine’ when they’re clearly screaming inside.
'I got 1 like on my TikTok. My life is over.', Kailise’s 3 a. m. DM.
'I’m fine. I just cried in the bathroom.', Kailise’s reply to my 'You okay?' text.
'My anxiety is 10/10. I can’t even watch my favorite show anymore.', Kailise’s Friday night post.
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A Kailise is a friend who makes you laugh, but also makes you want to punch them. They’re always being sarcastic and making fun of everything. They think they're the best at everything, but they're just really bad at hiding their anxiety.
'You’re not funny. You’re just loud.', Kailise to me during a group chat rant.
'I’m not sad, I’m just disappointed in life.', Kailise’s response to my 'You okay?' text.
'I failed my test. I’m just sad, not broken.', Kailise’s Monday morning message.
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A Kailise is someone who’s always complaining, but still the best friend you could ever have. They watch Netflix and TikTok nonstop, and they’re really good at making you laugh, but they also think they’re the center of the universe.
'I just cried watching a 5-minute TikTok video. My life is a mess.', Kailise’s Sunday night text.
'I’m not sad, I’m just disappointed in life.', Kailise’s response to my 'You okay?' text.
'You’re not funny, you’re just loud.', Kailise during a group chat argument.
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