Kailiana

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She's a hot mess who loves her family and will slap you if you don't feed her. Food is her religion and she's always napping or shopping or getting high with her friends.
Kailiana: 'I didn't eat all day and I'm still fine. You're not.'
Kailiana: 'I bought three pairs of shoes today. I needed them.'
Kailiana: 'I'm sleeping. Don't talk to me. I'm not even dead.'
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She's a total legend who lives for her family and eats more than anyone. She's always either sleeping, shopping, or getting wasted with her crew.
Kailiana: 'I ate three pizzas and I'm still hungry. You're not.'
Kailiana: 'I bought a whole closet full of clothes today. I needed it.'
Kailiana: 'I'm going to sleep. If you wake me up, I'll kill you.'
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She's a magical being who lives for her family and eats like a beast. She's always napping, shopping, or getting drunk with her squad.
Kailiana: 'I ate a whole cake and I'm still hungry. You're not.'
Kailiana: 'I bought ten pairs of shoes today. I needed them all.'
Kailiana: 'I'm sleeping. If you talk to me, I'll scream at you.'
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