Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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KAILI IS DEAD is when you scream it like you just saw her get run over by a bus in the middle of the road

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m not even mad, I’m just happy

KAILI IS DEAD! This comment section is now a funeral

KAILI IS DEAD! I just left a comment saying I miss her

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KAILI IS DEAD is when you go full psycho because someone talked over your comment

KAILI IS DEAD! I just got interrupted by a guy who said ‘Hello’

KAILI IS DEAD! My comment was perfect and now it’s ruined

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m going to find that guy and beat him up

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KAILI IS DEAD is when you pretend to be dead because you’re too lazy to reply

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m too tired to type

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m pretending to be a corpse

KAILI IS DEAD! I just stared at my screen like a ghost

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KAILI IS DEAD is when you say it so loud that the internet hears you and laughs at you

KAILI IS DEAD! I yelled it so loud my neighbors heard me

KAILI IS DEAD! I think the whole internet is watching me now

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m not even sure if I’m alive anymore

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KAILI IS DEAD is when you say it like it’s the end of the world and no one cares

KAILI IS DEAD! The sky is falling and no one cares

KAILI IS DEAD! I just said it and no one replied

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m dramatic and no one is impressed

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KAILI IS DEAD is when you throw a tantrum because someone didn’t like your comment

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m throwing a fit because they said ‘meh’

KAILI IS DEAD! I’m crying because my comment was ignored

KAILI IS DEAD! I just threw my phone at the wall