Kailey Murphy

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A hot blonde tan goddess who cracks jokes and gets everything she wants. She hates turtles so much she'll yell at them.

I saw her laugh at my turtle joke. I immediately drove toward a turtle.

She told me I was ugly. I told her I was just jealous.

She passed me in the hallway and said, 'You’re like a turtle in a math class.'

The most beautiful person ever. She's funny, tan, and has the popularity of a celebrity. She yells at turtles like they wronged her.

She told me to stop driving at turtles or she'd report me to the turtle police.

She said my hair looked like a turtle shell. I took it as a compliment.

She laughed so hard at my joke I thought she'd cry.

A blonde tan goddess who is the funniest and most popular person. She will scream at turtles and never let you live it down.

I tried to flirt with her. She said my turtle face was too ugly.

She told my mom I was a turtle in disguise. I got grounded.

She made a joke so good I started laughing at turtles.