Kai’Leisa

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Kai’Leisa is a walking heart full of candy and smiles, but don’t get too close or she’ll crush you with her sweetness.
Kai’Leisa sent me a glitter bomb in the mail. I cried happy tears. #glittertrauma
She texted me, 'I love you more than pizza.' I replied, 'That’s not even a real thing.'
She brought me soup when I had the flu. I asked if she was a robot. She said, 'I’m just a very nice one.'
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Kai’Leisa is like a unicorn who also knows how to swear and still makes you laugh.
She cursed at my dog for stealing her sandwich. The dog ran away crying.
She said, 'I love you like my mom loves my dad, but less screaming.'
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. It was a masterpiece.
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Kai’Leisa is the only person who can make you feel like you’re on top of the world and then throw you off a cliff.
She told me I was the best friend ever. Then she said, 'But you’re still a dork.'
She gave me a hug so tight I felt like I was going to explode.
She said I was amazing. Then she called me a 'sad little potato.'
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