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The most awesome man on Earth. He doesn't lie. He doesn't fake feelings. He's smart as hell and doesn't talk much but when he does, you better listen.
He told me I was ugly. I believed him. He was right.
He said he'd help me move. He showed up with a truck and a smile.
He told me to shut up. I did. For three days.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man so cool, he makes other men look like they're wearing socks with sandals. He doesn't mess around. He's brilliant and he doesn't need to prove it.
He solved my math problem in one second. I cried.
He showed up to my fight. I lost.
He said I was a disappointment. I became a legend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who doesn't need to talk much to make you feel like you're the worst person in the world. He's smart, he's kind, and he doesn't waste time with nonsense.
He said I was a waste of oxygen. I started working out.
He asked me a question. I answered it. He said I was wrong.
He told me I was a failure. I became a success.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man so cool, he doesn't even need to try. He's smart, he's strong, and he doesn't say much but when he does, it's final.
He said I was fired. I was.
He asked me to be quiet. I did. For a week.
He told me I was a mistake. I became a genius.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who doesn't need to talk much, but when he does, you better believe it. He's smart, he's kind, and he doesn't waste time with stupid people.
He told me I was a joke. I became a stand-up comedian.
He asked me to be silent. I was silent for a month.
He said I was a loser. I became a winner.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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