kaileb

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Kaileb is the friend who thinks he’s the most important person in the world. He cries like a baby over anything sad and still expects you to buy him beer every time he asks.

Why are you crying? It’s just a failed math test!

I’ll buy you beer if you stop whining about your mom.

You’re the worst friend ever, but I still love you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaileb is a guy who looks like a model and acts like he’s got the whole world on his side. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a lovesick puppy.

You’re the best boyfriend ever. I’m not going to say anything about the time you forgot my birthday.

You’re like a superhero, but with more sadness and fewer capes.

I still love you even though you cried in front of my mom.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaileb has a huge member and a face that could make any girl swoon. He’s quiet, but when he speaks, it’s like magic. He’s the type of guy who gets broken by girls, but still doesn’t say anything.

Why are you so quiet? You look like you want to say something.

You got broken by a girl? Again?

I still love you even though you got broken by your ex.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaileb is a hot guy who makes all the blondes go crazy. He’s got a brain, a job, and a car. He’s got everything but still gets messed up by girls.

You got a job and a car, but you still got dumped by your ex?

You’re the most attractive guy in the world, but you still let girls break you.

I love you even though you still get messed up by blondes.

by Slangipedia 1d ago