Kaileana

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Kaileana is a rare beast. She doesn’t hand out love like candy. Once she gives it, she holds on tight. You better not mess with her or she’ll flip out and curse your name for years.
You asked her to help you move, and she showed up with a couch and a swear jar.
She told you to stop being a drama queen, and you ended up in a heated argument over who was the bigger idiot.
She gave you advice before you even asked, and you ignored it. Now you’re stuck with a broken heart and a lot of regrets.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaileana is the type of person who will be there for you, no matter what. She listens, she helps, and she gives advice even when you don’t want it. But don’t you dare treat her like she’s not special or you’ll regret it.
She showed up at your hospital room with soup and a swear-filled rant about your bad choices.
She helped you move, even though she was already exhausted from work and her cat was giving her attitude.
She told you to stop being a loser, and then she actually took you out for ice cream to make it better.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaileana has a temper that can scare even the toughest of people. Don’t push her or she’ll cuss you out so hard your face will turn red.
You made fun of her cat, and she cussed you out for 10 minutes straight.
She got angry because you didn’t show up to her birthday party, and she sent you a text that had 20 swear words in it.
She flipped out when you broke her favorite mug, and you had to promise her you’d never touch her mug again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaileana is one of those people who are just plain awesome. She’s caring, passionate, and she knows exactly what kind of person you are. She’s the kind of person you want to keep around.
She stayed up all night to help you with your homework, even though she had a migraine.
She knew you were sad and showed up with cake and a hug.
She was the only one who saw through your fake smile and gave you a real one in return.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaileana is a keeper. She doesn’t just love people, she sees the real them. She’s the kind of person you want to stay with forever, as long as you don’t act like an idiot.
She told you she’d be your friend forever, even after you messed up her hair.
She said you were special, even when you acted like you didn’t care.
She kept your secret, even when you were being a total drama queen.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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