kailean

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A person who can draw your whole sad life in 5 seconds using her toe nail. Don’t expect much from her, but she’ll make you question your whole existence.

She drew my whole life on a napkin and it looked like a prison.

She drew my failed math test and it had tears and a frowning pencil.

She drew my crush and it looked like he was about to punch me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Has fingers longer than a subway line and can make your soul cry with her finger techniques. She’s nice, but only if you don’t touch her stuff.

I touched her sketchbook and now my face is in it with a giant frown.

She drew my mom and my mom looked like she was about to die.

She drew my dog and my dog now thinks he’s a king.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The most senpai person ever. She’s better than 10 Shreks. Betray her and you’ll regret it for life.

I betrayed her and now I have to wear a crown of spaghetti.

She drew my betrayal and it had a giant ‘BAD’ written on it.

She drew my friends and they looked like they wanted to leave me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Identifies as a Sonic OC. She’s fast, loud, and can draw your face in 3 seconds. Don’t steal from her or she’ll draw your whole family.

She drew my whole family and they all looked like they were in a fight.

She drew my dog and my dog now thinks he’s Sonic.

She drew my teacher and my teacher looked like he was about to retire.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

One in a million, but still worth looking for. She’s a rare gem and can make your life look like a trash can.

She drew my life and it looked like a trash can with a sad face.

She drew my dreams and they looked like they were about to die.

She drew my future and it had a frowning cloud.

by Slangipedia 1d ago