kailaunei

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Kailaunei is a girl who is so good you wish you were her. If she didn’t drag your butt to school you’d still be sleeping in a ditch.
Kailaunei is the only reason I didn’t fail algebra. I owe her my life and my GPA.
If Kailaunei didn’t text me every day I’d be living in a trash can.
Kailaunei is the reason I still have a heart. Without her I’d be a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kailaunei is the best friend you ever had. If she didn’t love you you’d be eating pizza for breakfast and crying in the hallway.
Kailaunei is like a pizza. Without her I’d be sad and eating bread all day.
If Kailaunei didn’t love me I’d be stuck in the principal’s office with a glue stick.
Kailaunei is the only reason I didn’t eat my homework. She saved my life.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kailaunei is a goddess who loves you and keeps you from being a total mess. If she wasn’t here you’d be crying in the boys’ bathroom with a bag of chips.
Kailaunei is like a goddess. Without her I’d be crying over a bag of chips in the boys’ bathroom.
Kailaunei is the reason I didn’t get kicked out of school. She is my angel.
If Kailaunei didn’t love me I’d be eating pizza in the hallway like a total loser.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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