Kailash Jackson

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a guy who can act, dance, direct, and make people move like they're on fire and cursed by the Jharkhand gods
Kailash Jackson made me cry during his audition. I didn’t know Jhollywood had a soul.
He directed my movie and made my character look like a crying baby with no pants.
I danced with him once. My legs still hurt like he kicked me with a brick.
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a Jharkhand man who works in Jhollywood and makes albums so bad they make your ears bleed and your brain scream for mercy
He worked on 12 albums in one year. My brain exploded and I had to take a vacation.
I listened to his album. Now I can’t stop singing like I’ve been possessed.
He made an album so loud, my dog ran away and joined a silent disco.
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a Jhollywood wizard who can act, dance, and direct like he's been practicing since the world was born and cursed by the devil
He directed my movie so fast, I didn’t know if I was acting or dying.
He danced so hard, the floor shook like it had a heart attack.
He acted like he had been in a million movies. I just had to fake my own death.
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