Kailaning

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A girl with ADHD who’s so thick, she makes Kim Kardashian look like a stick figure. She’s basically a walking snack bar.

Kailan ate three burgers during lunch and still managed to text me during math class.

She texted me, 'I’m thick and I know it, and I don’t care if the whole school sees me in a swimsuit.'

She walked into class, ate a donut, and said, 'I’m thick, and I’m not sorry.'

Kailan is a laid-back guy who doesn’t care if he fails school. He’s the type who says ‘bruh’ so much, it’s like he’s trying to replace the teacher.

He said, 'I failed math, but I’m still cool. Bruh.'

He texted me, 'I flunked the test, but I’m still gangsta.'

He said, 'I’m flunking everything, but I still say that’s epic.'

A man who fights for justice and has a body like a superhero. He’s got the best wife and probably eats salads for fun.

He said, 'I fight for justice, and I eat salads for fun.'

He texted me, 'I’m the best MMA fighter and I don’t even eat junk food.'

He said, 'I fight for what’s right, and I’m not even trying.'

A cool dude who lives life like it’s a video game. He’s the kind of person who makes you want to be him.

He said, 'I live life like it’s a video game, and I’m the main character.'

He texted me, 'I’m the best dude in the whole school, and I know it.'

He said, 'I’m a cool nigga, and I don’t even try.'

A girl who’s sweet, outgoing, and has the body of a model. She’s the kind of girl who makes boys swoon.

She said, 'I’m sweet, outgoing, and I look good in a dress.'

She texted me, 'I’m the kind of girl who makes boys swoon.'

She said, 'I’m stunning, and I know it.'

When a fighter grabs a pig and the pig screams so loud, it sounds like a thousand screaming babies.

He said, 'I touched the pig and it screamed like a thousand babies.'

He texted me, 'The pig screamed so loud, it made the teacher cry.'

He said, 'I touched the pig and it screamed bloody murder.'