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a girl so cute she makes your face look like a sad potato. and she’s the only one who can handle your dumb ass
She’s like a unicorn but with better hair and no need for a filter.
She’s the only one who doesn’t roll her eyes when I say ‘literally’ 10 times in a row.
She’s so perfect I want to punch the sky for being jealous.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a giant snake who forgets everything but still somehow remembers to be cool
She’s like a snake who forgot her own name but still thinks she’s the boss.
She can forget her own lunch but still remember to laugh at your bad jokes.
She’s a snek who forgot the meaning of life but still cool as hell.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a girl so good-looking she makes your face look like a burnt hot dog. and she’s got the whole school eating out of her hand
She’s got more charm than a taco truck on a Friday.
Everyone loves her, even the teachers.
She’s got the whole school in her pocket and doesn’t even know it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a name that means ‘adored one’, like your mom said you were the best kid ever, but with less drama and more snacks
It’s like being called ‘the best’ but with more snacks and less crying.
It’s like your mom said you were perfect, but with less yelling.
It’s like being the favorite kid but with more pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the best girlfriend ever, like she’s got a heart the size of a pizza and can love you even when you’re being a total idiot
She loves you even when you forget your own name.
She’s like a love bomb that never stops exploding.
She’s so good at loving you I might cry.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the most special person ever, like she’s got a brain the size of a spaceship and still finds time to love you
She’s so special I want to write her name in the sky with glitter.
She’s the best girlfriend ever, like, literally the best.
She loves you so much I might get a headache from happiness.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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