kaikoa

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Kaikoa is a total legend who’s tough as nails and kind to his people. He’s got a brain and a body, but he acts like a moron sometimes. He ends up with his crush from middle school, and you’ll wish you were him.
Just saw Kaikoa flexing in the hallway. He’s a beast.
Kaikoa tried to explain calculus like it was a love letter. It didn’t work.
He’s the reason I still have a crush on my old math teacher.
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Kaikoa is a loudmouth who won’t shut up about his girlfriend and acts like he’s the smartest person ever.
Kaikoa just texted me, ‘I’m smarter than you and I love my girl more.’
He keeps saying his girlfriend is ‘the best’ like it’s a competition.
He won’t stop talking about her even when I’m trying to eat my lunch.
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Kaikoa is a total looker. He’s got the hair, the body, and the confidence to back it up.
Kaikoa walked into the room, and I instantly forgot my name.
He’s got that ‘I’m hot and I know it’ vibe.
He’s the reason I’m still single and jealous.
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