kaiko

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A human who’s so kind they’ll probably cry if you drop a pencil. They won’t let anyone mess with their values and will punch you if you try to fail them. They work like a dog and will throw you out of a window if you don’t respect them.
My boss is a kaiko. I dropped a pencil and he cried. I now work 12 hours a day.
My friend is a kaiko. He punched my dad for making me fail algebra.
I dated a kaiko. She threw me out of a window for not respecting her.
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A girl so cool she could make a tattoo out of smoke. She’s hot, brilliant, and will probably end up on a magazine cover. Don’t mess with her, or she’ll probably end up with your face on her tattoo.
My crush is a kaiko. She drew a tattoo on my arm and I’m now her boyfriend.
My friend’s girlfriend is a kaiko. She drew a tattoo of my face on her arm.
My sister is a kaiko. She ended up on a magazine cover and now I have to be her brother.
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A white guy who’s so black he plays all three sports. He’s fast, strong, and will probably beat you in a race, a game, and a fight.
My cousin is a kaiko. He beat me in a race, a game, and a fight.
My friend’s brother is a kaiko. He plays football, basketball, and baseball.
My neighbor is a kaiko. He’s so black he plays all three sports and still beats me every time.
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