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A guy who lives on the rock in Waimea. He’s Eastside all the way. He’s too lazy to work and makes everyone else do his job.
He said he’d be at the beach, but he’s still sleeping on the rock.
He called in sick again because he forgot how to tie his shoes.
He texted me: 'I’m working today. Maybe.'
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A dude from the Eastside who lives on the rock. He’s a bad worker and thinks he’s the king of Waimea.
He said he’d be at the beach, but he’s still on the rock.
He said he was working, but he was actually eating pizza on his couch.
He DM’d me: 'I’m working, but I might take a nap.'
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A guy who lives on the rock at Waimea. He’s Eastside, and he’s too lazy to even try at his job.
He said he’d be at the beach, but he’s still on the rock.
He called in sick because he forgot his password.
He texted me: 'I’m working. Maybe. I’ll be there by tomorrow.'
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