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A stupid card game made by some old guys who think they're cool. All the players are grown men who cry like babies if they lose a match. They act like this game is the best thing ever, even though nobody cares.

'I can't believe you used that card! I was about to win!' (He was 1-4 in the tournament.)

DM: 'Why would you play that card?! You're an idiot!' (He had 1000 life points.)

At the table: 'This is the best game ever! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 12 cards in his hand.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A card game that nobody likes, but the people who play it think they’re the king of the world. They yell at you for using the wrong card and think they're the best just because they have a fancy deck.

'You didn't follow the rules! I'm reporting you to the tournament committee!' (He had 2 life points.)

Tweet: 'I'm the best player in the world, and I'm not even joking.' (He lost to a 12-year-old.)

In the middle of a match: 'Why would you do that?! You’re an idiot!' (He had 5 cards in his hand.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A card game where people take it way too seriously. They scream at each other, throw cards, and think they’re going to be famous. They’re all just sad adults who need a life.

'You ruined my deck! I'm never going to play again!' (He had 3 life points.)

DM: 'You don't know what you're doing! I'm the best player in the world!' (He had 10 cards in his hand.)

At the table: 'I'm going to be a pro! I'm going to be rich!' (He lost to a 10-year-old.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A card game that's barely popular, but the players think it's the most important thing in the world. They get mad if you use the wrong card, and they act like they're going to be famous. They’re all just man children with no life.

'Why would you play that card?! You're an idiot!' (He had 8 cards in his hand.)

Tweet: 'I'm going to be the best player in the world! I swear it!' (He had 1 life point.)

At the table: 'I'm the king of the tournament! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 2 life points.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A card game that’s barely known, but the players think it's the most important thing ever. They yell at each other, throw cards, and think they're going to be rich. They're all just sad, angry adults who need a life.

'You didn't use the right card! I'm going to report you!' (He had 4 life points.)

DM: 'You're the worst player ever! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 9 cards in his hand.)

At the table: 'I'm the best player in the world! I'm going to be famous!' (He lost to a 13-year-old.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A card game that’s barely popular, but the players act like it’s the most important thing in the world. They scream at each other, throw cards, and think they're going to be famous. They're just sad adults who need a life.

'You used the wrong card! I'm never going to play again!' (He had 6 life points.)

Tweet: 'I'm the best player in the world! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 3 life points.)

At the table: 'I'm going to be famous! I'm going to be rich!' (He lost to a 14-year-old.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago