Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks Godzilla is the only god worth shitting on.

I don't need a priest, I need a monster to crush my sins.

My Sunday school is a movie theater with a giant lizard on the screen.

I pray to Godzilla before I eat breakfast, and I don't even need cereal.

2

Someone who would rather be eaten by a kaiju than go to church.

I don't need a sermon, I need a roar.

I got excommunicated for saying the Pope is a weak monster.

I don't believe in heaven, I believe in a really big dinosaur.

3

A human who thinks the only holy book is the roar of a giant monster.

I read the Bible, but I prefer the Bible of Bigfoot.

I don't need a priest, I need a monster with a PhD.

I got in trouble for saying the Quran is just a good movie.

4

A person who would kneel to a monster before they kneel to a king.

I bowed to a giant lizard and got a medal.

I said my prayers to a monster and got a free lunch.

I don't need a crown, I need a claw.

5

A person who thinks the only thing worth dying for is a giant monster.

I died for Godzilla, and I didn't even need a tombstone.

I would fight a monster for a sandwich.

I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of dying without a roar.

6

Someone who would rather be crushed by a monster than be crushed by a boss.

I don't need a promotion, I need a monster to crush my work.

I got fired for saying my boss is a weak kaiju.

I would quit my job for a giant lizard.