Kaiju Paradise

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Kaiju Paradise is a gross Roblox game made by TZB Studio where you turn into a goo furry called a Gootaxtrian. Two teams fight, humans vs. goo furries, and the community is full of stupid people.
I got transfurred and my face looked like a melted Jell-O cup.
My friend got kicked out for saying the Gootaxtrians were ugly.
I tried to be a human and got beaten by a goo furry who looked like a green blob with a mustache.
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Kaiju Paradise is a crummy game that took over a good one called Changed. It’s all about turning into a furry and it’s super gross. People are trying to get rid of it.
I tried to play it and got a face full of slimepup.
My cousin said it was worse than eating a sock.
I got banned for saying ‘Delete KP’ in chat.
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In Kaiju Paradise, you can be a furry and punch humans or be a human and punch furries. There’s a slimy pup that yaps and R34 everywhere. But the goo furries are kinda hot.
I got pummeled by a goo furry and my face turned red.
I tried to be a human but got squished by a goo furry who looked like a green blob with a face.
I saw R34 and my face turned pink.
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Shade is a Gootraxian from Kaiju Paradise. He wears shades and people think he looks cool. But his shades don’t make him look cool, they just make him Shade.
Shade walked in and everyone said, ‘Oh no, it’s Shade.’
I tried to look cool like Shade but I just looked like a dork.
Shade walked in and my face turned green from jealousy.
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Kaiju Paradise is like being chased by 10 humans while you’re a nightcrawler trying to speedrun Minecraft. It’s super annoying and you feel like a loser.
I got chased by 10 humans and my face turned red.
I tried to speedrun and got pummeled by a human who looked like a blob.
I got kicked out for being a nightcrawler and got chased by 10 humans.
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Buck is a weak reskin of Catte from Kaiju Paradise. He only shows up during Blackout. People say Buck looks like a dumb kid who loves buckets.
Buck showed up and everyone said, ‘Oh no, it’s Buck.’
I got kicked out for wearing a bucket and looking like Buck.
Buck showed up and my face turned green from embarrassment.
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