Kaiju Big Battle

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A crazy monster fight show where big guys wear silly Japanese monster costumes and punch each other in a tiny cage until they’re sore and angry. It’s like a wrestling show but with more screaming and less sense.

I watched Kaiju Big Battle last night and I’m still sore from laughing.

My cousin got a nosebleed watching that show. It was worth it.

I told my teacher I’d rather fight a monster than do math homework.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A battle between grown men dressed like cartoon monsters fighting in a cage. It’s so dumb it’s brilliant. You’re basically watching a man-made disaster.

My brother said Kaiju Big Battle is the only thing that keeps him from crying at work.

I tried to explain Kaiju Big Battle to my mom. She asked if it was a new type of yoga.

My friend said he’d marry a monster if he got to fight one in a cage.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A show where guys dress up like goofy monsters and hit each other in a small cage. It’s like wrestling, but with more yelling and less brains.

I watched Kaiju Big Battle during lunch and got in trouble for laughing too loud.

My dog started barking at the TV during Kaiju Big Battle. He thinks it’s a real fight.

I told my friend I’d fight a monster if he paid me ten bucks.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A ridiculous fight show where men wear fake monster costumes and punch each other in a tiny cage until they’re red in the face. It’s the worst and the best thing ever.

I watched Kaiju Big Battle and cried from laughing. My sister thought I was sick.

I told my teacher I’d rather fight a monster than do a presentation.

My friend said he’d move to Japan just to fight in a monster cage.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A battle show where guys dress up like fake monsters and hit each other in a little cage. It’s like a wrestling match, but with more yelling and less talent.

My brother said Kaiju Big Battle is the only thing that keeps him from getting a job.

I watched Kaiju Big Battle and started laughing so hard I got a headache.

I told my friend I’d fight a monster if I got a free pizza.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A stupid show where men wear silly monster costumes and punch each other in a cage. It’s like a wrestling show but with more screaming and less sense.

I watched Kaiju Big Battle and forgot my homework. My teacher was mad.

My friend said he’d fight a monster just to get out of math class.

I told my mom I’d rather fight a monster than go to church.

by Slangipedia 9d ago