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A guy who looks like a king but can’t beat you in FIFA even though you play like a drunk goat
He tried to flex his looks in FIFA and got destroyed by my 12-year-old cousin.
He said he was a pro, but I beat him with a team of cows.
He cried when I won 3-0 with a hat trick and a shrimp cocktail.
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A man who looks good but plays video games like he’s fighting a dragon with a toothpick
He tried to beat me in FIFA and got knocked out by my grandma’s team.
He bragged about his looks, but I beat him with a 2-0 win and a side of disrespect.
He looked cool, but his FIFA skills were worse than my dog’s math homework.
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A guy who thinks he’s a legend, but in FIFA he’s just a sad guy who can’t even pass the ball properly
He said he was a legend, but I beat him with my brother’s old console.
He looked like a king, but he got destroyed by my 8-year-old niece.
He tried to show off, but I won 4-1 and he had to eat my leftovers.
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A man who’s got the face of a superhero but plays FIFA like he’s been hit by a truck full of bad luck
He looked like a superhero, but I beat him with a 5-0 win and a side of insults.
He said he was a champion, but I destroyed him with a team of raccoons.
He tried to impress me, but I won so hard he got a migraine.
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A guy who looks like a million bucks but can’t even beat you in FIFA like a normal person
He looked like a million bucks, but I beat him with my sister’s old phone.
He tried to show off, but I destroyed him with a 3-0 win and a laugh.
He said he was a pro, but I beat him with a team of ducks and a side of disrespect.
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A man who looks good but plays video games like he’s being tortured by a thousand video game villains
He looked cool, but I beat him with a 4-2 win and a side of insults.
He said he was a legend, but I destroyed him with my dog’s team.
He tried to impress me, but I won so hard he got a headache and a side of shame.
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