Kaii

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Kaii is a total butt who thinks they're perfect. They cry about everything but won't tell you why. They hate jokes so much they’ll throw a fit, but they’ll still make you laugh with their own terrible ones. They're mean, but they want you to like them, and if you don't, they'll forget you exist.
Kaii: 'Why do you always laugh at my jokes? I hate you!' (Meanwhile, they're writing down every joke you make.)
Kaii cries in the hallway because their lunch was bad.
Kaii called me a butt but then asked me to hang out later.
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Kaii is a girl who will tell you exactly what's wrong, even if it hurts. She’s got a sharp tongue and won’t trust you unless you prove you're worth it.
Kaii: 'You’re the worst friend ever. Don’t even talk to me.'
Kaii didn’t even say hi when I showed up to help her with her project.
Kaii told me I was a bad listener, and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
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Kaii is how whores misspelled 'okay,' and they never got better at it.
Kaii: 'I’m okay, I guess.' (But she's clearly not.)
Kaii misspelled her own name in the most important text of her life.
Kaii said 'kaii' instead of 'okay' for three days straight.
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Kaii has a huge cock and a huge brain. He's like the king of everything.
Kaii flexed at me in class and said, 'I’m the best at everything.'
Kaii got an A+ on the math test and then flexed again.
Kaii said he could beat anyone in a fight and still passed his science exam.
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Kaii is the sweetest, happiest girl in the world. She’s like a little lamb who doesn’t know what stress is.
Kaii smiled at me even though I forgot her birthday.
Kaii laughed at my terrible joke and then made one even worse.
Kaii didn’t care when her phone died in the middle of the day.
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Kaii is the best guy you'll ever meet. He takes risks, he's lovable, and he’s the kind of guy who’ll make you feel lucky.
Kaii jumped off the roof just to prove he could.
Kaii asked me out even though he didn’t know my name.
Kaii took a bet and lost $20, but still smiled.
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Kaii is a trickshot legend who doesn’t care about anything else but making the most amazing shots.
Kaii did a trickshot in the middle of the street and nobody noticed.
Kaii spent all day practicing for a single trickshot.
Kaii laughed at me for failing his trickshot challenge.
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