kaihi

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a smartass who thinks they're a genius and talks like they've got a PhD in being annoying
Kaihi said he invented pizza. I asked how. He said, 'I just added more cheese.'
He turned a math test into a rap battle. I lost.
He called my mom 'a side dish' in front of 200 people.
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a human who thinks they're a god and talks like they're the only one who's ever been creative
He drew a stick figure and called it 'modern art.' It was just a stick figure.
He told the teacher, 'You’re just a glorified copy machine.'
He wrote a poem about his sock. It was 12 lines long.
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a person who’s always making things up and pretending they’re important
He told the principal he was starting a club called 'The People Who Think They're Important.'
He claimed he could solve world hunger with a sandwich. He didn’t.
He invented a new language just to argue with his little brother.
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