Kaihe

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A Kaihe is a guy who will be there for you when you need him, but he'll also keep you up all night talking about stupid stuff. He's the kind of guy who'll flirt with anything that moves and looks like a total mess but still somehow stays cute.
'You're my Kaihe, you're the only one who puts up with my nonsense.'
'He's my Kaihe, and he still texts me at 2 a. m. about his weird alien theory.'
'That Kaihe guy is the only one who'll flirt with my dog.'
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A Kaihe is a girl who's got more creativity than a crayon box exploded. She's the type of girl who'll paint her nails with food and still look cool.
'She's my Kaihe, and she drew me a portrait with spaghetti.'
'That Kaihe girl turned my math test into a masterpiece.'
'My Kaihe painted my face with glitter and said it was a fashion statement.'
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A Kaihe is a myth, a legend, a complete lie. It's like saying you're a vampire and you're not even a little bit scary.
'You said you had a Kaihe? That's a total lie, I've never met one.'
'My Kaihe is fake, I just made him up to get out of doing homework.'
'That Kaihe is a total myth, and I'm not even mad about it.'
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