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She’s a hot mess on the inside and out. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a mouth that’ll make you swear. She’s smart as hell and can bend like a yoga instructor. Her heart’s as big as a garbage truck, but don’t mess with her or she’ll give you a face full of sass.
She cussed me out in front of my mom and then asked me to pass the chips.
She solved a math problem in her head while telling me I looked like a feral raccoon.
She broke up with her boyfriend just to prove she could do it in one sentence.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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She’s a walking glitter bomb. She’s got a brain that’s faster than a microwave and a personality that’s louder than a fire alarm. She’s got a heart that’ll take a bullet for you, but don’t cross her or she’ll make you regret it.
She laughed so hard during my failed karaoke performance that she cried.
She solved a mystery in the lunchroom and then cussed out the principal.
She hugged me when I failed my test, then cussed my teacher out for being a ‘dumb old man’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who can make a math problem look like a joke and a fight look like a dance-off. She’s got a brain full of ideas and a mouth full of cuss words. She loves you to death, but don’t push her or she’ll make you regret it.
She cussed out the bus driver for honking at her and then gave me a hug.
She made me laugh so hard during class that the teacher had to stop the lesson.
She wrote a poem about my bad hair and then cussed me out for being a ‘mess’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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