kaiha

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She’s the kind of girl who’d laugh in your face while you’re crying on the toilet. You messed up? She’ll still text you a cat meme and ask if you want pizza. If she disappears, you’ll probably die.

She texted me a pizza emoji and said, 'I forgive you, but you’re paying.'

I cried in the bathroom and she sent me a video of her dog doing a backflip.

She laughed at me when I failed my math test, but still brought me donuts.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

She’s like a glitter bomb in a gym. Even when she’s mad, she’ll still smile at you. If she walks out of your life, you’ll probably get a tattoo of her face.

She was yelling at me, but then she smiled and said, 'You’re still my favorite.'

She left me and I cried so hard, my dog ran away.

She showed up at my house with a gift and a middle finger.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

She’s the only person who’d still talk to you after you called her a donkey in front of everyone. If she leaves you, you’ll probably throw a party and invite all your enemies.

I called her a donkey and she still brought me coffee.

She left me and I threw a party where I yelled at my ex.

She showed up at my birthday and yelled, 'You’re still my donkey.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago