Kaifa

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Kaifa is a total wallflower who acts like they’re hiding from the devil until they know you. Once they warm up, they’ll tell you every secret they’ve ever had and still won’t let you beat them in Mario Kart.

'I didn’t even talk to you in class, but now you know my childhood.'

'They wouldn’t even look at me in the cafeteria. Now they’re my best friend.'

'I told them my password. They still didn’t betray me.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaifa-haluk is the fancy Arabic way of saying 'how are you' that your grandma uses when she’s trying to sound cool. It’s like asking 'how are you' but with more dignity and less 'keeyfuk.'

'I said kaifa-haluk to my uncle, and he asked me why I didn’t just say hi.'

'She used kaifa-haluk on me, and I felt like I was in a movie.'

'I tried to use kaifa-haluk in class, and the teacher didn’t even know what I was talking about.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago