Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a goddess who looks like a model and acts like a diva but still manages to be human

She walked into the room and the whole class stopped breathing.

I asked her for a snack and she gave me a golden apple.

She texted me a photo of her face and I texted back a photo of my face crying.

2

so pretty it hurts and also knows how to talk back when you try to flirt

He tried to flirt and she just rolled her eyes and walked away.

She said I was ugly and I believed her.

She gave me a compliment and I got a complex.

3

a total package who also has the power to make you feel like a loser

She beat me in a math test and I cried in the hallway.

She said I was average and I felt like I was on fire.

She texted me a photo of her cat and I texted back a photo of my dog crying.

4

so cool she could freeze time and still make it look effortless

She did her homework during lunch and I didn’t even finish mine.

She texted me a poem and I texted back a rant.

She walked into the room and the whole class forgot how to breathe.

5

so amazing she could turn the worst day into a party and still have time to text you

She turned my bad day into a concert and I cried happy tears.

She texted me a song and I texted back a love letter.

She made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.

6

so fabulous she could make a pizza look like a masterpiece and still have time to flirt

She ate my pizza and I cried.

She texted me a pizza and I texted back a photo of my face crying.

She said my pizza was sad and I believed her.