Kaiese

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A Kaiese is the worst kind of adult who thinks they're still cool because they hang out with kids. They'll follow you to the mall just to buy you a slushie and then tell you how bad your life choices are.
DM: 'Hey bro, wanna go get a slushie? I know the best spot.' Then he proceeds to lecture me about my GPA.
At the park, he’s there with 10 kids and a cooler full of juice boxes. He’s like, 'You should be here too.'
He showed up to my birthday party with a juice box and a lecture about how I need to stop being a 'slob.'
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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Kaiese’s are the kind of adults who think they’re the best friend you’ve ever had. They’ll tell you how your life is going to fail if you don’t get a juice box every day.
He came to my math test and said, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t bring a juice box.'
He showed up at my football game with a juice box and a speech about how I was going to be a failure.
He texted me during my final exam: 'Don’t forget the juice box or you’ll get a D.'
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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Kaiese’s are the worst kind of adults who never shut up about kids. They’ll follow you everywhere just to remind you how bad your life is.
He showed up to my concert and started talking about how I should be at a juice box party instead.
He came to my pizza party with a cooler and a speech about how I needed to stop being a 'lazier kid.'
He texted me during my sleepover: 'You should be here with me and the juice box.'
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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