Kaielynn

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A hot beast with a laugh that could shake the earth. She’s got a shine like a disco ball and won’t let anyone’s dumb opinions slow her down. All the guys drool when she walks by and the girls wish they had her looks and her boy of the week.
When I saw her at the mall, I literally dropped my phone.
My friend texted me: 'Kaielynn is here, and I'm dying.'
She walked into class, and the whole room went silent like they were all cursed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s a walking miracle, with a smile that could make a saint blush. Everyone judges her, but she laughs in their faces and still ends up on the top of the popularity list.
My cousin said, 'Kaielynn walks in and I forget how to breathe.'
She texted me: 'I’m so hot, even the mirror is jealous.'
At the party, the DJ stopped the music just to look at her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaielynn is the kind of person who makes your life a mess just by being in it. She’s got the body of a model and a laugh that could make your dog dance.
My friend said, 'Kaielynn walks in and I feel like a chump.'
She posted: 'I’m so hot, I could start a fire just by looking at people.'
At the gym, the weights literally moved out of her way.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s like a glitter bomb that explodes every time she walks in. People hate her, but she doesn’t care because she knows she’s way better than them.
My mom texted me: 'Kaielynn is here, and I feel like I’m 10 years old again.'
She said, 'I don’t need a boy, I’ve got the whole school drooling over me.'
At the store, the cashier asked if she was a celebrity.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaielynn is the kind of person who makes you question your whole life. She’s got the looks of a supermodel and the laugh of a rockstar.
My friend said, 'She walks in, and I feel like I’m invisible.'
She texted me: 'I’m so hot, I could start a war just by walking by.'
At the park, a guy tried to propose to her in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s the queen of the school, with the smile of a goddess and the body of a goddess. People hate her, but she doesn’t let it get to her because she knows she’s way better.
My cousin said, 'Kaielynn walks in, and the whole room goes crazy.'
She posted: 'I’m so hot, even the sun looks at me like I’m a celebrity.'
At the party, the DJ gave her a standing ovation just for showing up.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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