kaiella

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She’s the best friend you could ever hope for. But don’t you dare mess with her or she’ll knock you flat on your back like you’re a sack of potatoes.

You: Why’d you skip my birthday? Kaiella: I was busy being awesome. You: Okay, I’ll be busy being dead next.

You: I didn’t do anything. Kaiella: Yeah, you did. You said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

You: I’m leaving. Kaiella: You’re not leaving. You’re running. You’re running away from me.

She’s the friend who’ll hug you like you’re a puppy but will also punch you so hard you’ll think you’ve been hit by a truck.

Kaiella: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. You: I’m not alive. I’m just bleeding.

You: I’m sorry. Kaiella: You’re not sorry. You’re just tired of being knocked down.

You: I’ll never mess with you again. Kaiella: You will. You always do.

She’s the best friend you’ve ever had. But if you dare insult her, you’ll wish you had a time machine so you could go back and hide.

You: I’m not scared. Kaiella: You’re not scared. You’re just hiding from me.

Kaiella: You said I looked like a dumpster fire. You: I didn’t say that. Kaiella: You did. You said it loud.

You: I’ll take that as a compliment. Kaiella: You’re dumb.