kaief

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A hot young man who smells like sweat and victory and still manages to be a total piece of work
He scored the winning goal and then flexed like he won the whole damn game.
I saw him at the grocery store and had to grab a cart just to keep from running after him.
He texted me 'I'm gonna beat you in football and then I'm gonna beat you in life.'
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A young woman who looks like she just got out of a commercial and still has the energy to kick your ass in a game
She beat me in a 5-minute sprint and then winked at me like I was a loser.
She showed up to the game wearing heels and a jersey, and I knew I was in trouble.
She said 'You think you're tough? I've got a 3-year-old and a full-time job.'
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A kid who looks like he just stepped out of a sports poster and still acts like he owns the whole damn school
He challenged me to a race and then ran the entire track backwards just to show off.
He said 'I'm gonna beat you in football and then I'm gonna beat you in math.'
He texted me during lunch and said 'You better be ready because I'm coming for you.'
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