Kaidrinkbleach

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Kaidrinkbleach, or Kai, is the cutest little fucker on Earth. He’s perfect, like a god, and sometimes he cries, but Tim will punch anyone who makes Kai sad. Tim treats Kai like his own kid, and that’s not a metaphor, it’s a literal fact.
Tim just yelled at a guy for giving Kai a bad haircut. The guy ran away crying.
Kai cried in class, and Tim showed up with a pizza and a threat.
Tim told Kai he’d protect him from the devil himself if needed.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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Kai is so cute it’s annoying. He’s like the love child of a saint and a unicorn. Tim will always look out for him, even if it means fighting dragons. Kai is so seegsy it’s not even funny.
Kai smiled at a baby, and the baby cried happy tears.
Tim threatened a dragon for stealing Kai’s snack.
Kai walked into a room, and everyone fell in love with him.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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Kai is the most adorable piece of trash ever. He’s perfect, and if he’s sad, Tim will scream at the sky until it rains glitter. Kai is so seegsy he could make a cat cry.
Kai cried, and Tim screamed at the sky until it rained glitter.
Kai looked at a cat, and the cat cried.
Kai smiled at a dog, and the dog did a backflip.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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