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The guy who thinks he's god, but everyone knows he's just a walking, talking disaster. He's cute, but he also makes everyone cry from laughing so hard. He might be narcoleptic, but he'll never admit it. He's the worst, but we all love him anyway.
He texted me at 3 AM saying he just fell asleep in a hot dog.
He tried to do a magic trick and it backfired. Hard.
He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.