kaidonlovesminions

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the most amazing human ever, they're obsessed with minions and they're so kind it's almost annoying
Kaidonlovesminions is the only person who can make me laugh during a math test.
They sent me a minion plushie after I cried about my failed science project.
I asked for a minion cookie and they brought me a whole minion cake.
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a human who thinks minions are the peak of existence and is way too nice for their own good
They gave me a passing grade just because I wore a minion shirt to school.
They cried when I said I didn't like minions.
They sent me a minion emoji every single day for a month.
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the human version of a minion, but way more annoying and way nicer
They stayed after class to help me with my homework just because I said I liked minions.
They brought me a minion cupcake on my worst day ever.
They texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about a new minion movie.
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