Kaiden syndrome

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Kaiden syndrome is when you can’t stop sniffing other people’s farts and you save them in jars like you’re some kind of weird science project you got a B+ in gross stuff and your mom says you’re gonna end up in a toilet

My cousin has 17 jars of farts in his closet and still asks for more

I found a jar labeled 'Bob's lunch' and it smells like a dead raccoon

My teacher gave me a D for sniffing the trash can during math

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaiden syndrome is when you think your own poop is the best thing ever and you try to feed it to your friends like it’s gold you get mad when they don’t like it and you yell ‘this is the best poop of all time’

I tried to give my dog my poop and he ran away screaming

My brother ate my poop and got a stomach ache

I made a poop smoothie and it was so bad my mom called the cops

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaiden syndrome is when you make a sandwich with your own poop instead of peanut butter and you think it tastes like heaven your friends think you’re insane and your mom says you’re gonna end up in a landfill

I made a poop sandwich and ate it in front of my class

My friend tried my sandwich and cried

I brought my poop sandwich to lunch and the principal yelled at me

by Slangipedia 10d ago