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when you mess with birdy and end up with a broken cheekbone from a left hook so clean it feels like your face got hit by a goddamn windshield
I thought I was tough, then Birdy showed up and my face looked like a smashed melon.
That left hook was so good, I thought my face was gonna start talking.
I messed with Birdy, now my face looks like it got in a fight with a brick wall.
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when you tease birdy and get knocked out cold by a left hook so hard it feels like your face got hit by a brick and you’re too sore to even stand up
I said one thing to Birdy, now I can’t even see straight.
Birdy hit me so hard, I thought my nose was gonna start breathing for me.
That left hook was like a slap from the devil himself.
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when you bother birdy and get your face wrecked by a clean left hook so strong it makes your teeth feel like they’re gonna fall out
I messed with Birdy, now my teeth are shaking like they’re in a fight.
That left hook was like getting hit by a truck and then a punch.
I said something stupid, and Birdy hit me so hard, my face went on vacation.
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