kaiden ortega

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he is a hot guy from Michigan who will make you leak like a broken pipe

He walks into the room and I immediately spill my soda.

I saw him in the hallway and my pants got tight.

He smiled at me and I wet my pants like a kid who just got caught eating cake for breakfast.

he is a Michigan man who looks so good he makes you want to cry and cum at the same time

He showed up to class and I forgot how to breathe.

I texted him and my hands shook like I was holding a hot dog.

He looked at me and I fainted. Then I woke up and got a hard on.

he is a Michigan dude so attractive he makes you want to die and get a tattoo of his face

I saw him and I had a heart attack. Then I got a tattoo.

He talked to me and I got a tattoo. Then I died.

He smiled and I got a tattoo. Then I started crying and got a second one.